Drinking

I used to be able to out drink a grown man, since I've stopped drinking as much it kicks my ass hard. I locked my keys in my car, I fell off a bike while turning a corner going through drive thru and it hurts still.., I dropped my drink inside a grocery store and my wallet hahah lucky I was with someone, I died my hair dark red it looks sick. Ahh great adventures in the shit hole town of Oakhurst..

Busy week..

I went to a party in Raymond (for those of you who don't know Raymond is a hick town with 4 or 5 churches, a general store with a bar, another bar and no gas station and it is about 25 miles of serious winding road to get there from any town around it.) and it was all people who I work with at Taco Bell. I thought it was gonna be really lame hahaha but everyone was actually partying. I stabbed a couch multiple times with 2 knives, whipped creamed some people. Someone was axing a lockpad on a fence for a good 5 minutes straight. There was entertaining dog moving, the house owners would move there dogs from one room to another to outside, rotating their chilling spots, in 2 packs of dogs haha. Got some light weights drunk! And woke up in the morning to 2 people I work with cuddling lmao it was hilarious. 
Bahh. I need to move out of this black hole though!!!!

I LOVE

Looking at pictures of myself.

Arizona

I think I'm going to move back.. I'm really excited but it gives me anxiety at the same time. I've grown to like a lot of people in this town, yet everyday I'm like "FUCKKK THIS PLACE HOLY MOLY I'M OUT OF HERE FUCKIN RETARDED DRIVERS!!!'" Hahaha. And there's SO many tweakers up in these mountains, and child molesters, and just weird fucks.

So, a new adventure in familiar, old place sounds like a good idea.

Life

Life is complicated, people do not understand or learn easy. Life is about learning, and growing from your experiences. Conquering the worst of everything and breathing in every bit of knowledge possible. If bad things always happen, stop thinking negatively, draw the positive energy of life to you. There was a study on snowflake ice; when they said ugly words (hate, mean, evil, crap) the ice would turn to ugly, deformed shapes, when nice words were said to the ice (love, pretty, smile, peace) it would turn into beautiful snowflakes with patterns and beauty... Which just shows how much thinking, words, music, and noise affects your body and your mind. If you want to live a happy life open your mind up to the knowledge around you, just a daily experience you can learn something from. I learn something new everyday.
That's why I'm the fucking shit.

Like a hangnail.

Love is like a hangnail.

When it first becomes a hangnail it's very painful and aggravating, impossible to ignore. Eventually you have to find some way to fix it, to leave it there to bother you and hurt you more every day would be ridiculous. The best thing to do;

RIP

IT

OFF

And like waxing your legs, it'll hurt like a bitch. But in the long run down the path of life it's better to be happy then pointlessly suffer.

Kids these days..

Me and my brother went to the store to get some stuff and in front of the store is a bunch of teenage girls dressed like weird hippies. When we went inside I saw a boy with hot pink leg warmers, one with a red floral print girly tank top, and one with camouflage footie pajamas walking around with his butt-flap open...

Is that what gets the girls these days? hahahaa

WtF??

So my ma crashed her car a couple weeks ago after having it for only a couple weeks... My brother got a car for his birthday in July I got one for my birthday in June and my dad has a truck. So for a little while there was only my bros' mine and my dads'. I come home from work and there's our three + my ma's car she wrecked + another fkn silver car! And there was a trailer on my dads truck so I had NO WHERE TO PARK!!! 5 fkn cars in the driveway JESUS.. I'm lucky I have mine it was $800+ all the repairs I've done... 5 cars?!
And at work today someone called and said they got a toenail in their food ahhahhaha. One time someone said a condom and the store manager took it seriously it was great..

$$$

Payday fuckin rocks the end.

About lumberjacks

Im about to eat a delicious Sandwhich and my dad and i are talking about how i just got insurance but i dont think i have towing and i should have asked about it when she was pricing it and then my insurance lady Gail calls me and said she cant spell my name and im thinking 'why would you not ask me how to spell my name when i 1st called? it has to be right on the policy? Wtf? Candyce can be spelled many ways!' but i laughed and just told her then hung up. And i forgot to ask about the towing. Oh my samich is ready :D

Daily sightings

So on the way to town i almost got hit by an old person driving, as usual. Me and Kor got some cute panties yay. Now shes doin her cosmotology class..
So i decided to walk around this block in fresno and 2 people bummed smokes off me. If you cat afford cigs please dont smoke. Its retarded, how retaded can people be??
As usual, i saw an old creepy man/lady bum fully clothed in dirty winter wear hobbling and wheeling a shopping cart full or worthless garbage around.
A black guy on the corner with $ sign sunglasses said he liked my shoes (i have purple osiris' curtousey of my bro) i just wish i snapped a picture of his funny ass sunglasses. Who would wear that? Whats the point? Hahaha.

Failure to unfailure

Don't you love whenever your going to do something you've been meaning to do and you have it all planned out and ready and have waiting and thinking about doing it but putting it off and then when your there and about to get started/have started you realize you don't have everything you need and it was all completely worthless. Well that's just what happened to me and my car.

On the + side, I could have a nice day pantie shopping with my Kor-face!! in fresno.. Gotta look positive!!!!!!!

Buenos Dias Amigos

What a wonderful day to get high and learn how to work on my beautiful (LOL) Toyota Camry, yay for cars and the freedom they provide!!
Without my car my life in Oakhurst would consist of NOTHING... at all...
And at least I'm not slaving over a hot grill, making tacos, getting yelled at by horrible assholes, working at my shit job today. Instead I can worry about where I'm going to go when I'm kicked out of my dads house in a couple weeks, look another good reason I have my car; transportation and a house!

:.True Quote:.

I believe that everything happens for a reason:

People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies, so, you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.. And sometimes good things fall apart,

so better things can

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